Life, I guess

Looking at my texts the morning after a rough night out

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:56 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

urrickaa: hahahaha fucking jan. Me

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:49:01 -0400

urrickaa:

hahahaha fucking jan.

xhourspass: THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:45:27 -0400

xhourspass:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

Because cats.

“Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:33:00 -0400

“Date a girl who teaches children. Date a girl who enjoys more in a bookstore for school supplies and children’s books rather than in make-up store. She has problems with storage space because she has too many trinkets and storybooks to keep. Date a girl who has a list of stories that she wants to have and read, who has a collection of Aklat Adarna, Leo Lionni and Eric Carle’s books. Find a girl who teaches. You’ll know that she does because she always carries supersized bags. She’s the one who has everything in her tote. From art-project glitter materials to wet wipes. She has to carry her laptop almost everyday and all those papers and booklets that only she can understand. She might forget to bring her lipstick, but she won’t forget to carry her water bottle and pencil case with colourful pens in it. It is easy enough to date a girl who teaches. She won’t want expensive gifts; you can buy storybook for her birthday, flowers for Teacher’s day, craft punchers for Christmas. You can buy her anything but please spare her with coffee mugs; she has lots from her students. A girl who teaches won’t require much of your time. She will hardly see you on weeknights because she prefers to finish her lesson plans and worksheets and catch up sleep. Unless she had a really bad and long day, she will randomly ask you to have dinner or coffee with her. But if you insist, she will try her best and make it to the last full show of Inception even on a freakin’ Wednesday night just to be with you. (Please cooperate and pretend with her that she enjoyed the movie by not asking details of the show anymore.) Date a girl who teaches. She’s heaps of fun, up for anything, and generally the life of the party after her long workweek. You won’t remember that she works with small children until she starts sharing insignificant stories about children that you will never meet. Don’t be scared if you accidentally fart in front of a girl who teaches. She has high tolerance on the yuckiest things on earth, be it snot, poop, pee or vomit. She won’t bother. Experience dating a girl who teaches young children and you’ll be surprised of the life lessons you’ll learn from her. She will definitely touch your life. Date a girl who teaches because you deserve it. She’s sweet, she’s witty, she’s creative (in ALL areas), and she’s thoughtful (you will never fail to receive a personalized greeting card in glitter for every occasion). And if you’re looking for an excellent mother for your offspring, she’s the one. A girl who teaches knows exactly how to raise children and keep them from becoming bratty. She knows the perfect name to give to your child, and what name to avoid because its lenghty or trendy. If you find a girl who teaches, keep her close. Her love is unconditional and she’s the most patient creature on earth. She’s a well-rounded lover and a guaranteed best friend for life. Find a girl who teaches young children. Date her. Marry her. Make her happy. Because no one ever is more passionate, than a girl who teaches. “

my hair is awesome. and josh gets scared when i sing to him.

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:15:00 -0400

my hair is awesome. and josh gets scared when i sing to him.

frickyeah1990s: hardcore gaming…. I had so many of these

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:24:04 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

hardcore gaming….

I had so many of these

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:13:32 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:02:10 -0400

theicecreamman24: dahlstrom: jamietheignorantamerican: jacketl...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:53:14 -0400

theicecreamman24:

dahlstrom:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

I AM WATCHING THAT YOUTUBE LINK RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Insanity

Oh my god that episode…. Bitch is NUTS

the first post I stumbled upon 4 years ago

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:20:29 -0400

FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2009

The Moths Don’t Die For Nothing

I’m sure people just kiss each other. I’m sure that sometimes you’re talking and somehow two people move closer and closer to each other and then, they just kiss. I’m sure it happens all the time. But I’m also sure that a kiss is never just a kiss.

mypancakesaredelicious: feels.

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:45:10 -0400

mypancakesaredelicious:

feels.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 15:05:53 -0400

Just like you mistook lust for love, you have mistaken being alone with loneliness. So I’m...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:20:00 -0400

Just like you mistook lust for love, you have mistaken being alone with loneliness. So I’m fine. Thank you for asking.

You are the prettiest and I want your hair :(

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:59:39 -0400

i have a very unhealthy obsession with my hair right now… if only it would grow

and a normal one. cause im a roll mo’fugga. and i havent...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:50:36 -0400

and a normal one. cause im a roll mo’fugga.

and i havent been on my macbook in months.

HEY HAIR, PLZ GROW

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:50:05 -0400

HEY HAIR, PLZ GROW

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:21:20 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos: Brave Little Toaster tattoo by Mindy Stewart...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:24:12 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

Brave Little Toaster tattoo by Mindy Stewart at Olde Tyme Tattoo in Titusville FL. Facebook.com/TattoosbyMindyStewart Instagram:MindyXIII

THIS RULES

yes

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:11:32 -0400

yes

Sometimes you meet someone and even though younever liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:36:15 -0400

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.